Mickey Jines
I didn’t post this for the boobies. I posted it for the amazing faux stone living room wall. I would pay top dollar to have one of these in the cribola.
TeamWorks Approved
This is apparently, the Team Works approved Twitter list. This is a list compiled by Neal Santos of the crispy, keeps it funky all the time bunch. Is it you?
Priceless
I have to admit this is probably one of my favorite photos that I have come across on the interweb. This kid’s game is so butter. He’s probably what, 10-11? I can imagine what this evening was like, Peanut Butter Jelly Time playing over the PA, air horns a blowin’, and this cat handing out high-fives on the way out the party like it was his fuckin’ job.
You do you playboy…you do you.
Finger Banger
By the way, in case you wondering…I fucking hate side finger tatttoos. Trust, coming from me thats not very good. Good, great, get your subtle “side finger ink” so that you can pass subtle hints that you’re a complete asshole. It’s like a tramp stamp for hipsters. You maybe, and I stress maybe, have one other tattoo hidden on your body, but now you want to act like you know what it’s like to go through society with your hands tattooed. You know what jerk-offs? Get a tattoo of a swastika on your neck and call me in the morning. Then I’ll buy you a cup of coffee so we can discuss the trials and tribulations of “making a statement”. Oh so hip, yet oh so easy to disguise.
Maybe I am just bitter because (like an idiot) I had my hands and neck tattooed by the ripe old age of 21. Maybe I’m just bitter because I have a solid black arm because of the silly choices I made. But, thats beside the point.
Whatever…fuck off. I’m am sick and tired of you new fangled dick sniffing bohemian artist types. I liked it better when “you people” were getting stupid shit tattooed on your knuckles, at least that shit was funny.
K’thanx’bai.
Burst Magazine-Japan August 2002
I was actually in Burst Magazine back in 2001. This is one of the shots…
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